I was not alone all weekend long with 3 rambunctious children while my husband was not a relaxing men's retreat. I did not allow them to play in the rain with out coats or shoes and they did not get soaking wet. I did not eat cookies for breakfast or take them to McDonald's drive thru for dinner. I certainly did not allow Emma to stay up late and watch a movie with me so that I wouldn't have to make her stay in bed.
I did not wear the same pair of jeans for the last 4 days in a row. I have not been ignoring the laundry which has the only other pair of pants that fit me in it. That would be totally gross!
I did not hake a huge mess while I used a hammer to defrost my freezer.
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That is too funny! And I was certainly not right there doing many of the exact same things with you this weekend!
Oooooo- I'm IN!!!! I'm definitely joining the Not Me Monday!!!! I did not decide not to clean the house this weekend, and certainly did not let Gabe have ice cream every night for the last 3 nights, and no WAY did I ignore the laundry so that nobody had any clean clothes to wear today- NOT ME!!!!!
You crack me up!! I also am in the not me club. Steve was at a motorcycle training class all weekend, so I too was home alone with 3 kids. And I just want to say that I did NOT yell and scream at my kids a number of times. Nor did I take them out of church practically dragging them down the aisle out of frustration. I also did not serve dinner at 7:30 and skip showers so they could watch a movie while eating spaghetti in the living room (which did not end up on my carpet). I did not make Collin sit at the table for 2 1/2 hours because he refused to do his homework. And we did not go to mcdonald's twice over the weekend.
Tee Hee! I'm cracking up at everyone's "not not not" comments - too funny! Although I saw the Wagner's house and it was IMMACULATE, so I don't know what that was about!
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